Oh, the Pretty!

This is the virtual gallery of nonsense owned by a 30-year-old queer woman.
I write GLBTQ-romance/erotica, read, listen to music, have forgotten how to play it, take care of my zoo, roleplay and sleep too much.
I love caffeine, poppies, tattoos, few selected people and my computer.
I am complicated, blunt, honest, unapologetic and very much a what you see is what you get-kind of person.
And probably the most totally, utterly weird romantic you'll ever meet.
Welcome to my madness.
May 24 '12
animalstalkinginallcaps: OH MY GOD, I TOTALLY FLEW INTO CHRIS EVANS DOWN BY THE RIVER!  GET OUT OF HERE! ARE YOU SERIOUS?  RIGHT INTO HIS ROCK HARD, PERFECT CHEST! I THINK I BROKE MY NECK! AAAAAAAAHHHHHH! THAT’S SO HOT! DON’T EVER WASH YOUR FACE!

animalstalkinginallcaps:

OH MY GOD, I TOTALLY FLEW INTO CHRIS EVANS DOWN BY THE RIVER! 

GET OUT OF HERE! ARE YOU SERIOUS? 

RIGHT INTO HIS ROCK HARD, PERFECT CHEST! I THINK I BROKE MY NECK!

AAAAAAAAHHHHHH! THAT’S SO HOT! DON’T EVER WASH YOUR FACE!

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May 24 '12

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May 24 '12
queennubian: biyuti: str8nochaser: My thighs do more than touch. They share mystical secrets and whisper spells as I walk.  I’m in love with that comment… The beauty of the comment….I’m just sitting here like wow.  Awww.

queennubian:

biyuti:

str8nochaser:

My thighs do more than touch. They share mystical secrets and whisper spells as I walk. 

I’m in love with that comment…

The beauty of the comment….I’m just sitting here like wow. 

Awww.

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May 24 '12
“It took me a long time to realize that my partners were having sex with me in part because of the way my body looks, not in spite of the way my body looks. It sounds simple, I know, but when you spend your whole life being told that fat bodies are not sexy, it takes some time to realize that sexiness isn’t that simple. This understanding is not something that happens overnight for most of us. Hell, it can take years. But, the sooner you learn (yes, learn) to feel sexy just the way you are, the sooner you’ll be able to enjoy your sexuality more fully.

Really, this goes for men and women of all sizes, not just fat women. You owe it to yourself and your partner to trust that he or she really desires you and to do the best you can to keep that in mind when you find you have a hard time letting go and really being seen during sex.”
— Fat Sex: What Everyone Wants to Know but is Afraid to Ask
(via meandthestereo)

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May 24 '12

geekmehard:

The best part is that they were recording live when this happened and his little girl didn’t give a shit. She even slapped his guitar strings to (to get her point across) before leaving. Cause “fuck the music, Daddy. You said we’d go swimming!” 

LMAO

I just need to reblog this because I love Dave Grohl.

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May 24 '12

fuckyeahqaf:

An homage to our queen: Sharon Gless

She has always been and still is gorgeous.

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May 24 '12
fer1972: Blake Flynn

fer1972:

Blake Flynn

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May 23 '12
fyeahthorki: milky-days: loki commish for alcopopstar, i love lady loki’s fur pelt cape thing and so i drew loki throwin it on, or off.  Sheer perfection, my god.  *ogles*

fyeahthorki:

milky-days:

loki commish for alcopopstar, i love lady loki’s fur pelt cape thing and so i drew loki throwin it on, or off. 

Sheer perfection, my god.  *ogles*

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May 23 '12

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May 23 '12

cosmo sex tip #666

when he’s least expecting it, carve a pentagram in his chest and begin summoning satan

(Source: rappinpicard)

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